| http://www.shmaltz.com/
get it He-Brew? Jews? Jewish? Hebrew? That's hilarity HAHAHAHAHA
It's like sunday school on a bottle
Oh i'm spent. |
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| The weather right now make me feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Mon: Sunny
Tue: cloudy
Wed: Cold & Rainy
Thur: Cool & Sunny
Fri: MOTHAFUCKING HOT! so take off all your clothes? |
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| HAHAHA! I know what a TPS report is ( a la office space???). |
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| Getting bored of your usually drinks.
i guess i'll have a rum and coke ho hum
mmmm i guess i'll have bud ho hum
Then you need to try absinthe. Tastes like a minty licorice candy, fun to make, delicious, refreshing, and guess what?
130 Proof BIATCH!
Two glasses buzzed,
Three drunk,
Four drunker,
Five Drunkest,
Four wait SIx I can't type JK
Seven DEAD!
PAU |
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| http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2538295
Next people will drink drugs. How tight would that be?
I'd like a strawberries wild
You want a free boost with that?
Yeah, could i get the maui wowie and wacky dust.
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